Jimmy Fallon, Chelsea Handler - Merry Happy Christmas

I just wanted to wish you a merry, happy Christmas
It's funny that I wanted to wish you happy, merry, happy Christmas
And I said, "Happy, happy, happy, merry, merry, happy, merry, happy Christmas"
And I said, "Happy, merry, merry, happy, happy, merry, merry, happy
Happy, merry, merry, happy, happy, merry, merry, happy Christmas"

[Verse 2: Jimmy Fallon]
Did you notice that I wanted to wish you merry, merry, happy Christmas?
Is it clear that I wanted to say, "Happy December twenty-fifth-mas"?
"December twenty-fifth-mas" is a new way I invented to say "Christmas"
But I'd prefer just saying, "Happy, merry, merry, happy, merry, happy Christmas"
And I said, "Happy, happy, happy, merry, merry, happy, happy, merry, merry, merry, mеrry, happy
Happy, merry, merry, merry, mеrry, merry, happy, merry, merry, happy, merry, merry, merry, happy
Merry, merry, merry, happy, happy, merry Christmas"

[Verse 3: Jimmy Fallon]
Are you awake? Did you hear what I just said to you?
I fear that you were sleeping and you didn't hear the thing that I just said to you
Should I repeat the thing that I just said to you?
It'll only take a minute, and you really ought to hear the thing I said to you
Well, I say, "Happy, happy, merry, merry, merry, happy, happy, happy, merry, happy, happy, merry
Merry, happy, merry, happy, holly, jolly, merry, happy, jolly, happy, merry, merry, merry, happy, jolly
Happy, happy, happy, merry, happy Christmas"

[Outro Chelsea Handler]
Stop singing, you idiot, I'm Jewish